ohaidanturners:

if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner

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chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

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peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

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slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

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